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Greennnnn :)))))))))

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Red Marge

Green Dr Eggman

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

Blue Lois

Green Dr Eggman

do-you-have-a-flag

tomorrow

thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas

Queueing this for next year

thegreenaper

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campyvillain

do you have any idea what “the sims is the thematic opposite of the stanley parable” has done to my mind

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Red Marge

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eggman-eggpire-offical

Its April Fools day so its time for a CLASSIC Eggpire prank that we will spread across ALL of Tumblr!

Reblog this to egg the blogs of all who see it! HOHOHOHOHO!!!!

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sreegs

I usually disable all the health stuff in the iPhone Health app but i opened it today check something completely unrelated when i decided to scroll down the "All Health Data" section and i've apparently fallen down a lot?? on one day in January 2015 in particular

sreegs

scale time

the number above is 1.00e81 (1 with 81 zeros).

There's 86,400 seconds in a day. A femtosecond is one quadrillionth of a second. there are 8.64e19 femtoseconds in a day. i would have to fall down at least 1e61 times per quadrillionth of a second to reach that number

sreegs

apparently a fall creates 2-4kN of force so lets split the difference and say 3kN so thats 3e81 kN of cumulative force applied over a 24 hour period to roughly, i dunno a square meter or two. i have no idea how to quantify that but im pretty sure that's an erosive force that can move mountains

presuming im invincible, i dont think the elasticity of like, granite can even keep up with the frequency of the impact. interesting conundrum

sreegs

i failed to consider the speed involved here in order to fall 1e81 times in a 24h period.

i'm 178cm tall, and in order to fall repeatedly, you have to get back up again (isnt there a song about this?) so one complete fall cycle is 356 cm, or 0.00356 km.

i traveled 0.00356km 1e81 times so thats 3.56e78 km/day, so 86400 seconds in a day thats 4.12037037037e73 km/sec.

i have absolutlely annihilated everything and broken the speed of light, which is a measly 299,792.458 km/sec. everything is gone. everything.

thegreenaper

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cad4verous

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

blue homer

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Green Dr Eggman

waterproof watches sold in bags of water, and you get to keep the water

cheaphalloweencostume

this is not true. i purshased one of these watches and as soon as i removed the watch from the liquid an operative in a suit approached me and forcefully repossessed the water. i tried to drink what i could but he was strong and i was weak

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THEY HAVE AN YT ACC

s33k-gung1rl

OK SO THEY HAVE AN OFFICIAL TUMBLR ACC AND THEIR REBLOGS ARE DISGUSTING

ALSO THE CEO HAS AN ACC TOO

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TAG PEOPLE YOU KNOW TO BE AWARE

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rrrrrrrrrr

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We must be rid of them!!

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Prepare to be Dee-Dee-Deemolished!

Yes i know that's King Deedeedee's thing but he's not here!

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luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

mobians-and-chaos-blog

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

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What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

combthecombel

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

livia-jones

The Gravity Falls one though

nightowlhowell

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

artfulhobbes

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

clolymoly-deactivated20190507

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

cm8x-insanity

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

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Never not reblog

ryrobsessed

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

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Hmm

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Do not.

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At least I have this hat

rick-the-hamster

…Huh…

I wonder if-

Yes. Yes it does.

How do you know that for sure?

Rick. This happens literally every time you wear that hat to a City Trial or Air Ride.

Really? I never noticed.

Last time, you hogtied Marx then rode Wheelie Bike into the sunset. Heck, we were convinced you were literally driving towards the sun. Where did you even get the rope?

…Huh.

…

…Rick. No. Don’t you dare- Rick, I swear to Acore- RICK…!

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chamerionwrites

“Crystalline Light,” reduction linocut, 2025. By William Hays

testosterowned

SCROLL UP THAT'S NOT A PHOTOGRAPH!!!!

neonkarkki

Okay but I don't think "that's not a photograph" is enough for this. That's a reduction linocut and I'm just going to assume a whole lot of the people here won't know what that means or google it. It means that the artist has had a linoleum block and has made this image by carving pieces out of it bit by bit, printing layers upon layers at different stages of carving to get the layered colours on the final print. Hypereaslistic paintings and pencil drawings and such are impressive, but I beg you all to look up how linocuts are done to get an idea of how this has been done.

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Green Dr Eggman

xeppeli

posting-disliker

oh shit it’s darkiplier!!!! save me secretary of defense james mattis!

xeppeli

if- if i could… somehow get myself to move in this suit i… i WWWWWwwWWWOULD

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Green Dr Eggman

passion-of-l0vers

i love the concept of sleeveless turtlenecks. suns out guns out. except. it is a little bit chilly. my neck is a little bit chilly

moniquill

You know those exist primarily to hide hickeys, right?

passion-of-l0vers

u linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,

passion-of-l0vers

i was expecting a source into the history of sleeveless turtlenecks and the involvement of hickeys in their origin but u just linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,,,,,

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