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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
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tomorrow
Always reblog NSYNC the day before May
Queueing this for next year
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do you have any idea what “the sims is the thematic opposite of the stanley parable” has done to my mind
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Its April Fools day so its time for a CLASSIC Eggpire prank that we will spread across ALL of Tumblr!
Reblog this to egg the blogs of all who see it! HOHOHOHOHO!!!!
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I usually disable all the health stuff in the iPhone Health app but i opened it today check something completely unrelated when i decided to scroll down the "All Health Data" section and i've apparently fallen down a lot?? on one day in January 2015 in particular
scale time
the number above is 1.00e81 (1 with 81 zeros).
There's 86,400 seconds in a day. A femtosecond is one quadrillionth of a second. there are 8.64e19 femtoseconds in a day. i would have to fall down at least 1e61 times per quadrillionth of a second to reach that number
apparently a fall creates 2-4kN of force so lets split the difference and say 3kN so thats 3e81 kN of cumulative force applied over a 24 hour period to roughly, i dunno a square meter or two. i have no idea how to quantify that but im pretty sure that's an erosive force that can move mountains
presuming im invincible, i dont think the elasticity of like, granite can even keep up with the frequency of the impact. interesting conundrum
i failed to consider the speed involved here in order to fall 1e81 times in a 24h period.
i'm 178cm tall, and in order to fall repeatedly, you have to get back up again (isnt there a song about this?) so one complete fall cycle is 356 cm, or 0.00356 km.
i traveled 0.00356km 1e81 times so thats 3.56e78 km/day, so 86400 seconds in a day thats 4.12037037037e73 km/sec.
i have absolutlely annihilated everything and broken the speed of light, which is a measly 299,792.458 km/sec. everything is gone. everything.
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good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything
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waterproof watches sold in bags of water, and you get to keep the water
this is not true. i purshased one of these watches and as soon as i removed the watch from the liquid an operative in a suit approached me and forcefully repossessed the water. i tried to drink what i could but he was strong and i was weak
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THEY HAVE AN YT ACC
OK SO THEY HAVE AN OFFICIAL TUMBLR ACC AND THEIR REBLOGS ARE DISGUSTING
ALSO THE CEO HAS AN ACC TOO
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TAG PEOPLE YOU KNOW TO BE AWARE
rrrrrrrrrr
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Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
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LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Do not.
At least I have this hat
…Huh…
I wonder if-
Yes. Yes it does.
How do you know that for sure?
Rick. This happens literally every time you wear that hat to a City Trial or Air Ride.
Really? I never noticed.
Last time, you hogtied Marx then rode Wheelie Bike into the sunset. Heck, we were convinced you were literally driving towards the sun. Where did you even get the rope?
…Huh.
…
…
…
…Rick. No. Don’t you dare- Rick, I swear to Acore- RICK…!
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“Crystalline Light,” reduction linocut, 2025. By William Hays
SCROLL UP THAT'S NOT A PHOTOGRAPH!!!!
Okay but I don't think "that's not a photograph" is enough for this. That's a reduction linocut and I'm just going to assume a whole lot of the people here won't know what that means or google it. It means that the artist has had a linoleum block and has made this image by carving pieces out of it bit by bit, printing layers upon layers at different stages of carving to get the layered colours on the final print. Hypereaslistic paintings and pencil drawings and such are impressive, but I beg you all to look up how linocuts are done to get an idea of how this has been done.
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oh shit it’s darkiplier!!!! save me secretary of defense james mattis!
if- if i could… somehow get myself to move in this suit i… i WWWWWwwWWWOULD
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i love the concept of sleeveless turtlenecks. suns out guns out. except. it is a little bit chilly. my neck is a little bit chilly
You know those exist primarily to hide hickeys, right?
u linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,
i was expecting a source into the history of sleeveless turtlenecks and the involvement of hickeys in their origin but u just linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,,,,,
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i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually
Was made to groove
my man
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