we must eliminate all language

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

It doesn’t matter how long I don’t post for. The hotel mario post will never die.

Once again, Roxy from Six Months Ago hits it out of the park with another take of impeccable accuracy.

You’re only on Tumblr because a small group of people you like are on here, otherwise you’d be using twitter, which is just as bad but at least nobody’s going to post an article about how it’s a dead website. Tumblr in 2020 is just livejournal in 2013, but with more unhealthy skinnerbox notification anxiety loops. Keep contacts of the people you don’t want to lose touch with somewhere else and detox this website and other notification anxiety loop websites for six months, and look at how much stuff you end up getting done. I even read books.

Wow, this “Roxy from six months ago” woman is a genius. I should listen to her more before I assume I know better.

Life has been good not logging into tumblr for over six months and the very second I’m logged in suddenly I have the urge to post again like a disease, anyway I recommend strongly not using this Notification Addiction Skinner Box website that 20% of all our posts exist just to talk about how we don’t like using it.

So true, Roxy from six months ago!

You know, since I’m logged in, I might as well say that almost everything original or interesting that Kirkbride managed to force himself to write was only an average range of about 1 to 3 subgradients away from being outright plagiarism of Aleister Crowley, Hinduism, or both at once, but like, what if it was sci fi, or some shit. You think you know the similarities, but then you look deeper, and it’s literally just Hinduism. Like it’s barely “Hinduism, plus <these things>”. Just Hinduism.