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sometimes i get richard siken and richard scarry confused in my head which has made for a few interesting literary conversations
This was funnier in my head.
also Iβm sorry.
had to look this up bc I thought it was a joke
if he had been there it wouldn't have gone down like that
iβm always saying this bro
Hey does anybody have any advice or know any tips? I've always wanted to know how to do something.
1. If you can avoid it, never call a business on the first day of the week it's open. Wait until at least 40 minutes after they're open on the second day. This waits out the first wave of frantic callers and gives whoever is on the phone time to grab a coffee and drink enough that they don't feel disturbed in their morning start-up ritual.
You'll spend less time on hold and reach more people with the time and patience to hear you out.
2. Take notes for phone calls. You can literally make a numbered check list of what you definitely want to bring up, and then during the call take down who you spoke to, at what date and what solutions/deadlines were promised.
This keeps you on topic without forgetting your priorities, and also gives you something to refer back to later.
The method of changing your duvet cover by rolling it onto the duvet was a huge help when I had low energy:
A rice cooker can also cook most frozen vegetables, as long as they're in small pieces, and can reheat precooked meats also in bite-sized bits. You can make a whole meal in around half an hour by dumping 1 cup rice, 2 cups liquid, and 1-2 servings of meat & vegetables in a rice cooker and hitting start. Use a flavored liquid, like broth, or mix in seasonings at the start, and you're good to go. Cubed carrots and sweet potato with canned chickpeas and yellow curry paste, for example. Frozen peas and pearl onions with shredded chicken and chicken broth.
Whatever you like.

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βwell. plays the cards iβm givenβ has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation
jpgs that radically altered my worldview
oh my god Iβve had the evil version of this image for like 3 years I was wondering where the original was
I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.
It's not even that they kill you. Lots of contrarian passively suicidal people hear that they kill you and they think "oh cool. Whatever."
They make your hands cold. They give you little asshole pucker wrinkles around your mouth. They kill you so fucking slow. Make it so your lungs hurt all the time. They make every cold a chest cold that takes months to go away. They suck your money out bit by bit, every day forever. Just be a little bit more poor forever until they kill you in fifty years. They kill you for fifty years. Just a little shorter of breath, just a little colder, heart beating a little too fast. And the longer you go, the harder it is to quit.
You're depressed and nicotine is an anti-depressant as well as a stimulant. It helps ease that crushing void in your soul just a little bit. Puts a little bit of energy in your steps. Until it doesn't. Until all you can think about is when your next smoke break is. Until you're sixty five and in the hospital because you need emergency surgery on an clogged artery and you're attempting suicide by willful medical neglect because getting the surgery that will save your life will mean not smoking a cigarette for three whole days.
this is how it feels when someone draws something for you
my landlordβs wife
i suppose

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there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like π and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him
My dad has started using them regularly in conversations to make the underrepresented emojis feel included, which is very cute in theory, but it means I get texts like:
Anyways this is the only correct way to use emojis have a very πͺ day
reminds me of this interaction I had with my parents
they were in the same room and apparently when they got my explanation text my dad threw his phone down and said βhow the FUCK does she expect me to know thatβ
"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur
Origins of Astonishment (circa, 1997). Digital-medium
this is the official pokemon tumblr account posting the origin of shocked pikachu
Stray cat breaks into Lynxβs enclosure at zoo
(Source)
while the stray cat story may have circulated in 2020 and 2022, this story is actually from the Leningrad Zoo in 2014. (here's the original russian article as well.)
these two felines were introduced at 6 weeks old in order to give more enrichment for the lynx and for education purposes, however they got along fantastically from the start and were eventually moved to permanently live with one another.
a much less exciting story, but a much cuter one as well.
(source, source)
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some of you guys view misogyny as simply men being mean to women and not a systemic hierarchical issue that prevents women from gaining liberation, support systems or a socioeconomic foothold and it shows every time you talk about βmisandryβ
this is embarrassing like youβre literally the problem
I always wonder, how do these people think patriarchy happens? Truly donβt understand how you can act like itβs just this self-perpetuating force of nature that no one enforces or benefits from, unless youβre just knowingly lying because you want to preserve the privilege you get from it. But youβd need mashed potatoes for brains to just earnestly believe that
This is my postcrad for jayce_zine
I also drew a page for Jayce Zine, but I can't show it until pre-orders are closed. The card will have a holographic effect; the rainbow-colored things to the left of Jayce will shimmer like multicolored foil π