lake effect kid

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

stop wasting space and add another

¿En este economía?

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía

we need Internet 2: an internet for people who give a shit and like talking to real people. Internet 1 can be for LLMs and Mastercard

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

lots of ppl making this about adults who have interests they find cringe but let me be clear this is about emotional immaturity. idgaf if you're 35 and like goku okay but can you have an adult conversation without making yourself the victim is the matter at hand here

mammals whenever they encounter any sort of problem: hold on let me secrete a useful fluid

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

just watched the MASH episode where the unit receives an absurd truckload of tongue depressors and hawkeye is so depressed/angry at the thought of the military being there long enough to use all of them that he starts building a replica Washington Monument out of them, with the names of all their past patients written on it. this is not played as being fun or funny to him. Then, when the army sends an information guy to the unit to see if they could use the art piece as a Recuitment Tool, hawkeye rigs it with explosives and blows it up in front of him.

they should make a beverage from a plant steeped in warm water to extract its properties

I don't think that would work though, because the plants usually want to keep their properties so nothing is extracted.

see you would think that'd be the case but the warm water would take the properties in my scenario

sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

honestly so glad this one is gaining traction. just saw it in my notifications and went "MAN ALRIGHT" to text yet another person i have been genuinely wanting to text back for days