Dick Grayson

hey does anybody want to draw Bruce in this?

couldn’t resist

Where the bat wings lack the distinctive diamond shape and it’s just a shitty imitation??????

But he loves Batman so much he had to buy it????

And he wears it while he shines the BatSignal bc it matches????

You are posted out by the Hollywood sign tonight, sitting under the frame where the W used to be. It got burnt to a crisp during last week’s big superhero fight. A hero died right where you’re sitting. The whole area’s been closed down until Hero Force can coordinate a recovery effort. Usually it’d be done by now but no one’s willing to touch it until the ash has been completely blown away.

It’s a rule that the world must stand still when a hero dies.

“How much?”

The voice comes from behind you. The lights that illuminate the Hollywood sign are down to hide as much of the scorch marks as possible. You wouldn’t be able to see anything even if you did turn around, so you don’t.

You put some chapstick on, the glide of the balm against your wind chapped lips grounding.

“I said,” the Hero says, voice tightening, “How. Much.”

There’s the sound of gravel crunching now. They’re wearing heavy boots and the scent of fresh blood grows stronger the closer they get. Their breathing is smooth and even which means it’s not their blood.

You put the cap back on your chapstick and tuck it into your leather jacket’s inner pocket. “I don’t take money.”

“Then what do you take?” The Hero rounds the Y and comes into your line of sight. The dark hides most of their features, but you can make out a glittering gold mask and the dull shine of drying blood on their chest plate. Their breathing may be even, but their stance isn’t. They sway in place, back and forth, back and forth. Their arms wrap around their stomach. “I’ve got land. A house. You can have it.”

Batman & Robin: Year One #12

Batman/Deadpool (2025)

Bruce: and he's my third son-

Hal: so your telling me that you adopted an acrobat that somehow became the heir to the court of owls, a street kid who died, came back to life, became a villan and is now a vigilante, your neighbour who found you when u were lost in time and brought you back to life, and who was the last one? oh yeah, the child of Lady Shiva and David fucking Cain.

Hal: what's next? You babysit for the league of assasins too?

Bruce:

Dick:

Clark:

The amount of times Dick has had to some something similar it's no surprise it made it into the Robin training requirements.