If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?
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If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?
read your bible
thanks!

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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.
Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
the original? on my dash?
Apollo: you’re the one who unleashed your little freak of a trouble maker on my Greek tragedy! You don’t get to blame me for this.
play Kingdom Hearts
Addendum:
Are the same person
Not the same person
Play kingdom hearts
showed this to my brother and he made this
thanks I understand even less
The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.
I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:
We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.
Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?
It ain’t Kermit
Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea
But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?
There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.
Artworks by Luka Samkharadze

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i think i didn't post my finished roller girls here
you have to dress in this style for the rest of your life!
(you do not have to follow the beliefs associated with the style if that style has associated beliefs. The wheel curse does not affect anything like that.)
Do you like it?
yes!!
it's okay I guess
no
NO.
I dress like this already
results/other/unsure
Idk why everyone is hating on Leona’s new birthday card in jp :(((
I mean, sure, the hat looks a lil uncomfortable if you know about the ears, but I don’t get why people are complaining about his hair!! Let the man pin it up! I don’t hate the outfit either! I feel like a lot of people in this fandom just complain and whine about most card designs for no reason :/
The only valid critique I can see for that card is the lacking ears
I do miss his ears too. Must be really inconfortable to wear.
But I saw both, some people who don't like him and some who like it. I personally like it a lot :3. (Not a big fan of the long vest though, it would have been better if it was shorter I think.)
As some people asked and myself, I wonder how his hair fit though...
HC I absolutely love is that his mane reacts to humidity. And he gains volume. In the vignette, he did talk about humidity so I can't help and think about it x).
Don't they look slick together?
Yes
Also yes
This is fucking sick
look man the art block's been rough, ya get what ya get

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First Year doing some fun oshikatsu stuff🦁💚
I did my nails and made his tsum cupcake!! Happy birthday Leona!
the three genders: male wife, girlboss, and silly rabbit
>implying roger isn’t a malewife
roger is a malewife and eddie valiant is a silly rabbit. what’s not clicking.
Im crying
I dont know why this is so funny to me
happy birthday, leona
If You Love Me For Me
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feeling guilty over not working on your fic is so silly if you think about like why are you stressing over the hobby you do in your free time for fun lol wip not whip
Here kitty kitty kityyyyyy
Someone requested chin scritches with Leona but Tumblr ate it😔 if you see this I got you
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