And it makes us brave again

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

If we were monks would anyone like to rub our bald scalps together to test out the squeakiness and surface contact

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

there's two people fishing at the swim beach for some reason, as if that could possibly be good fishing. go try somewhere else guys, i kicked the only one nearby