I believe these chicken feet are mine

IT SHOULD’VE BEEN THAT ORANGE FUCK … NOT GILES !!!

thinness is not the end-all-be-all, i promise you. don’t waste your youth, your energy, your light obsessing over it.

y’all ever read a fanfic that you cannot believe an author just wrote for free?? what an honor it is to read a piece of someone’s soul they shared out of nothing but love for a piece of media. what a privilege it is to be allowed their talent because you share an interest!!

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

hello pervert with excellent music taste