I believe these chicken feet are mine

Hallucinations Matzo.

tubi has gay movies that not a single person has ever heard of

straight vs queer ships in shows are always like….omg girl and boy shared a lingering glance once? that must mean they’re in love?…versus i killed my father because he dared lay hands on you. when i was doing it i felt like the divine light of justice and my love for you felt pure and clean and holy because i rid the world of evil in devotion to you.

btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

shame that people who never caught Riverdale fever never got to experience betty cooper, the greatest character of all time

there’s wip (active development) and wip (stuck in development hell) and wip (oh you’re not even getting funding for this one)

this is wip (only exists in my mind when i listen to that one specific song) erasure

we probably gotta stop rating things women do on a scale of empowering/not empowering at some point