moving towards greenbeans

just did a weird roleplay with a Michaels employee in which I pretended to be the world’s oldest most pretentious teenager purchasing fancy spray paint to huff

We played the fanfiction trope version of “fuck marry kill” in which the options are “slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers” and it’s been like 30 hours and I’m STILL losing it over the concept of fake-dating Saruman the White.

put 3 characters in my inbox and I’ll tell you who I’d slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers with XD

good advisor to an evil king constantly having to put on sinister airs and frame social reforms as wicked advice

I know a lot of ppl hate this idea but I would absolutely love to have separate rooms w my spouse if I was married. like we can sleep in each others beds and probably would a lot of the time but also having your own space exclusively for your things which you can decorate however you want and don’t have to compromise on someone elses wants or worry about their mess and also can decompress there if u do want alone time would be amazing

i just dont think J Jonah Jameson would be an ally like that

im sorry mr. jameson i didnt know you were like that....

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly