PEDICABO DIEM

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ignore my boaner 👍

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

i got centipedes, got a lotta centipedes, got a lotta people tryna take away my centipedes

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

Hazy nostalgic flashback montage but instead of a dead wife it’s a defunct kebab shop

Still not what I want