blue moonlight on the red earth

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

i have to kill this post because people keep trying to explain the difference between blorbos and little meow meows and smol beans and cinnamon rolls to me . man i literally don't ca(opens my trench coat revealing a bomb strapped to my chest) EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND NOW. GET ON THE GROUND.

Jerry writes a daoist manifesto in order to seduce a sheltered jade beauty. Elaine starts to court a young bureaucrat, but becomes concerned that he wants her as a concubine, rather than a wife. Kramer writes a poem about the moon which everyone thinks is about sex. George is exiled from the river valley after killing dozens of turtles because he kept not liking the oracle bones he gets.

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army