tell me I'm your national anthem

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve a sword. i am true. i am loyal. i despise treacherous men. what else do you need? knight me already

letting a traumatized character have their happy ending where they can recover from their trauma will always be a thousand times more powerful than killing them off for shock value

I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work????????????????????

simultaneously wishing i were a woodland fairy, a maiden in the scottish highlands who is actually a selkie, a victorian naturalist who scandalously wears pants, a 1960s schoolgirl by the sea, a friendly forest witch, a reef-dwelling mermaid, a ghostly gothic heroine, or maybe a cat

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

watched some blowjob vid and the dude literally put a flower in the girl’s hair while she was working it. and they say romance is dead

the only reason i wasn’t a young adult in the 80s is because the universe knew i would do stupid shit

due to personal reasons I am freezing myself in an iceberg for a hundred years

imagine being someones dream girl . i almost blacked out thinking abt it

when i die, make sure to bury me with a milkbone so that i can give cerberus a treat when i show up in the underworld