Destroy Gender Roles, Eat The Rich

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right

Sometimes in a professional setting you’ll come across someone in their 60s who just cannot open a PDF in their email. And the thing is. They’re lowkey not old enough to be acting like that. You guys were in your early 30s at the latest when email took off. You’ve actually been doing this for longer than I have. Get real and click on the damn attachment.

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

Reminder that spring will always come back, music will never stop being created, and there are still so many books left to read! You’re alive! You’re alive! You’re alive!

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

ppl who dog on long distance friendships and relationships I hope u know ppl were becoming friends and falling in love over letters, centuries ago. shut the freak up love and friendship find a way