Destroy Gender Roles, Eat The Rich

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

i listened to my body and it's asking for substances

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.