To Sleep, Perchance to Blog

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

idiot doesn’t even realize all shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well 🙄

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him

recent epidemic of adaptations that take lots of liberties with the source material and also, separately, are bad. but then if you say "this is bad" you get hit with "you're just being a source material purist and you don't understand the vision"...like. well actually I think it rules when people do new and different things with classic works. I just think these particular new and different things suck ass.

this is why you shouldn't swear