gay fae revolution

how are you all carrying on like it isnt all happening

as long as the flowers bloom so too will we

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

a peach is a beautiful potion which can revive your health and spirit in the middle of a long journey

a white peach is a flavor of red bull that does the same but Evil Style

a peach is a beautiful potion which can revive your health and spirit in the middle of a long journey

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[showing up to the function unannounced in sunglasses and a driving hair shawl & gloves & a trenchcoat & high heels with a frantic persecuted air] no darling of course I wanted to come to your little shindig last week but I just had to get out of town, you understand [taking a long hard drag of a ridiculously thin cigarette and getting lipstick on the filter] I had a popular post going around

Here in the great cosmic mistake we call western civilization, vast swaths of ppl are utterly convinced that terrible misfortune either only happened in the past or only happens in other places. This is an article of faith which supercedes the evidence of their own eyes and ears. I dunno what to do with these people. Trying to talk to them about current events that are currently eventing right in front of them is like trying to talk to a cartoon elf from a tv show for babies. They're like "[thing that was literally on the fucking news a day ago] could never, ever happen here in Happyland where bad things never happen, and talking about it makes me sad. Why do you want to make people sad? :( Nobody's sad in Happyland. :)"

some of the asks you guys send me make me feel like i'm sitting the all souls exam