just a silly guy

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

what do you mean my childhood affected me

i do NOT write for myself i write for the eleven year old girl walking circles on the playground making up stories in her head and muttering the dialogue out loud. i see you girl. that stick you found DOES look like a cool dagger.

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

Holy fuck i love keychains who ever came up with the idea of putting your favourite little guy on your keys im gonna kiss you

I love fanfiction because sometimes The Character needs to be held gently and sometimes they need to be beaten to death with a club. and you 🫵 can make both of those happen. for free

march sunlight… coming soon to a window near you

ibuprofen...... ubuprofen...... 🤝 webuprofen 💞💞

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this