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(Vomits random Danny Phantom art before scampering off back into the hiatus abyss)
The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.
Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?
I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.
And often, they are assholes, too.
The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

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if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM
NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY
I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)
ask and ye shall receive
wishing all anxious dogs a very merry trazodone!
one of my recent favourite headcanons is the idea that the lazarus pit’s effect on Jason isn’t just an increase in his anger/negative emotions, but rather just an increase in energy overall; and the reason that translated to anger when he was first in gotham was just because he got hyper-focused on the robin thing and being angry at tim was the only way for his brain to let out that energy. i like to think when jason isn’t hyper-focused on one specific thing/activity he just gets really easily distracted/finds it hard to keep still and starts bouncing about like a bored child waiting for his mom to finish speaking to her friend at a grocery store. like—essentially, i like to think that the lazarus pit gave jason his own little abstract version of adhd.
it probably confuses the fuck out of the bats when jason stops being hyperfocused on the robin/joker situation and they start witnessing this new normal, because jason as a child i think was Not Like That. he was quiet, loved to curl up and relax with a good book and was very methodical/matter-of-fact about the way he completed tasks. i imagine jason reintegrating himself into the batfamily and being all frantic/easily distracted/bouncy all the time would confuse the fuck out of them; especially when damian just ignores it/works around it like it’s normal. but the funniest aspect of this is how i think jason would have been at the league.
i just keep imagining talia and ra’s trying to deal with it. they resurrected the second robin thinking they were going to get a great powerful warrior and asset to potentially use against batman in the future and instead they got a jason todd who wont stop zoning out during meetings and has to constantly be reminded what mission he’s even been assigned.
talia sends him out to kill some guy and jason returns with no kill and a bunch of knitting supplies because he walked past a store and got distracted by the cool patterns being advertised.
damian is Well Used to reminding jason of appointments/specifically timed events because the lazarus energy fizzes about in his mind so much that jason just Has No Concept of time or time management anymore. he is late for Everything without damian keeping tabs.
ra’s is the most resigned man on the planet whenever jason is around him because he cannot argue that jason is still really fucking valuable to have on side—it’s just that any meeting jason is a part of will always end with him getting bored/distracted and rambling about some completely irrelevant subject. or just drawing on his legs under the table with a marker.
essentially i think it would be fun if the lazarus pit gave jason less-negative-but-still-visible mental effects, and damian’s the only one in gotham who’s like ‘yeah he’s just kind of like that now. really tested the league’s patience.’ while the bats watch him zone out during a break-in reconnaissance mission at an aquarium to stare at the fish and then read all the fact-plaques on the wall just. baffled.
since i was looking through all my bullshit here's the tiny snippet i wrote with lazarus-adhd jason from last month
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ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt
I had to draw this
Hi guys! I thought I should just share my whole mini little library of Project Hail Mary-related things so they're all in one place:
It includes:
A telesync of the movie (with English soft subtitles)
A digital copy of the movie (with occasional Russian hard subtitles)
My transcript of the movie (more on that here)
Audio recordings of the movie
A PDF of the book
An EPUB of the book (for e-readers)
The full audiobook
A copy of Andy Weir's doc on Eridians
A copy of Andy Weir's spreadsheet on Astrophage physics (among many other things!)
A draft of the screenplay for the film from 2022
An audio recording of the director's commentary
My transcript of the director's commentary
The telesync subtitle SRT file
The audiobook, audio recordings, and commentary all have their properties programmed so they (should) work just like songs with a track number, album cover, artist, and so on if you download them.
There are two audios of the movie, one is the entire film untouched and one is that same audio cut up and broken down into separate scenes for convenience.
Additionally, there are two versions of the transcript, one with time stamps that match the audio and one without. The time stamps (+ their titles from the audio) are outlined in that version, so if you double-click on that tab or click "show outline," they'll all show up and you can pick a specific scene.
The first few seconds of the commentary are missing unfortunately as my US friend who was kind enough to record it for me had some technical difficulties at the start, but the commentary starts around the shot of the robot arms right before the shot of "good luck!" written on Grace's sleeping bag. It's also about 40-45-ish seconds behind the audio recording if you can only listen.
There's also a google doc with some instructions to follow if any of the files aren't working, which usually happens when too many people try to access or download something at the same time.
As always, if anything's not working right or you notice any mistakes in anything, please let me know and I'll fix it as soon as I can!
Apologies for the long and unexpected delay, but the transcript for the director's commentary is finished and now available in the drive!
There are two different versions of the transcript, the first is made to listen along to the commentary, while the second is more intended to be read on its own. The first is a direct transcription of everything that's said (an attempt, at least), while the second is slightly cleaned up for easier reading, meaning things like jumbled sentences and stuttering were removed or reorganised, but nothing has been actually paraphrased or anything. Both are broken down into different scenes based on how their conversation goes, and the listening version includes timestamps.
Like I said in the movie transcript's post, I am not a professional transcriber and this is just something I did for fun, so it is definitely not perfect. Additionally, there are a few spots throughout the transcript where I couldn't figure out exactly what they were saying, mostly because there wasn't enough diction, and those are all marked with a question mark in brackets. So if you know what they're saying in those spots (or any other spots I may have misheard without realising it), please let me know and I'll correct it!

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my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning
everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.
He's in a ball!
au where the first time we meet xue yang and song lan and xiao xingchen, xiao xingchen and song lan decide to 'adopt' xue yang like a stray cat
sl: why xxc: if we leave him unsupervised he'll destroy things sl: stop making him sound like a dog with separation anxiety xy: 🥺
and like, they could take xue yang's sword and have him seal his golden core and all to keep him from causing trouble, but we all know the best way to keep him from committing crimes is via positive reinforcement
xxc: every day you don't kill and/or maim people, i give you candy xy: ... xxc: AND for every day you don't hurt, kill, or traumatize my boyfriend, i will give you one (1) kiss on the cheek xy: !!!!
cue xue yang being on his Best Behavior and slowly growing to be a person with better actions over time (for the praise and rewards, of course)
theoretically this could be xy/xxc or xy/xxc/sl or it could just be song lan and his boyfriend and his boyfriend's... war criminal???
either way. fix it through the power of harnessing obsessive fanboying and weaponizing the yandere
Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears
I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.
At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.
I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat
deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”

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teeth are the horses of the body
ohhh look at me i’m not bones i’m Special Bones. i need Special Bone Expensive Insurance. sometimes the Special Bone Expensive Doctor just goes “yeah that’s fucked up” and you have to pay him anyway. don’t brush? gums recede. brush too hard? gums also recede. don’t floss? problems. floss? still problems! sometimes i’ll just break and die for no reason. lots of them at the kentucky derby
since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons