I have the thumb of a reasonable person

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic

The veterinarian finding nothing wrong in their gross exam of your pet is not a judgement about how well you bathe your dog.

and let's not forget that you can order a gross of something that is otherwise very lovely, if you've got the space for all that

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

Comedians are always self mythologizing . I'm gonna go on a podcast and self mythologize my stand-up career with a creation story. That’s right Joe, I was born from ocean spray on the horizon where the water touches the moon

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

i missed this post

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

This flag is pissing off TERFs of course but i am seeing so much colorful JOY from trans lesbians and other lesbians in the notes like I've never seen a set of tags so happy before omg

everyone should reblog the bipoc transbian flag. It should be law.

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