in dungeons we dragon

let's exceed mama

“I’m so proud of my enormous child”

And also: I AM PROUD OF MY TINY MOM IF I SIT ON HER ENOUGH MAYBE SHE WILL GET AS BIG AS ME BUT I LOVE HER ANYHOW

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

Someone photoshop a minecraft water block in

I like that apparently Joe’s neighbors’ main complaint was “Hey Joe, open your windows so we can hear better?” which is just so charming.

What the hell is that instrument called I need this information for extremely normal reasons

it is extremely important context that I am saying this as a clockfucker. what the fuck do you MEAN conventional

as a WHAT

OH NOW YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

free use kink is gonna cost a dollar soon

gender reveal came back negative