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Captain Buggy in Orange Town from the new One Piece Wit Studio teaser!

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

You are stuck as a soldier in this historical war

(this is a magical universe where people who wouldn't usually be able to fight would. so you can all suffer.)

Can you find your favourites and least favourites? Nametag version under the cut!

Watching the 2026 Tumblr Sexy Man Contest

Sure they had more minor criminals who did a bit of stealing and stuff but the islands were such a tight knit community people didn’t really do crimes because the social cost of being caught were too big.

Except this one guy who had schizophrenia. People weren’t afraid of him because he had never hurt anyone before until one random day he shot a politician with a harpoon.

The politician survived and the man went to prison where he did his time and for years after that whenever important people would visit the islands the police didn’t waste money on following them around, instead they sent one police officer to hang out with the harpoon guy for the day.