ClownStar

some of y’all haven’t worked morning shift and it shows

*melts into a puddle* YES. THAT WOULD FIX ME.

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

that is the wrong gif

never kill yourself. kill that guy

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Please stay

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

fråga inte chatgpt jag kan ljuga för dig gratis

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"