Howdy

certified freak. 5 days a week (im in a union)

note that legit anyone can reply to this! even if you don’t know me gkjbnk so please gimme your guys !

Apparently "Fuck around and find out" is an inappropriate response to "does DID make you dangerous"

Having to rub feed on a calf to get a nervous mom to lick it off and bond with it... human equivalent would be rubbing some other good food on a baby so mom loves it

The doctor hands me my newborn son and I decide I don’t like him actually so he just hits him with a pie like clowns do

me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that

all these 15 year olds with elaborately coded themes and carrds why are you on kinblr go work at nasa

every mario 64 speedrun trick works in real life btw 

oh shit I’m late for class i gotta hurry *backs up to staircase* ya ya ya ya ya ya yayayaya yayayayayayaya yayayayaya yayayayayay YAHOO YAHOO YAHOOYAHYAHAYHAYAHAYAHAYAHYAH okay i made it

me and the gang playing dnd

me trying to sound intelligent when asked about math

Let me guess, this is a hentai.

This is yu gi oh

"Cyrofreeze me until march 2020" is the saddest and funniest twitter username, I am so sorry for them

no earth spoilers please, i’m only up to the cambrian explosion

i’m really loving these new dinosaur characters, i hope they stick around awhile

oh fuck off

my (30M) girlfriend (27F) made me a cookie but she eated it?