i feel a good

im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time

Gaga was kinda real as fuck for singing lesbian transgender life

you dont even know my rpf like that dude stop saying its not real

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

death of the author yeah whatever but death of the fandom is so integral to enjoying and having a decent read of legitimately anything like that is just a necessary step to take in ur head always. do not let them affect the text in any way exterminate them all with ur death ray. they r not real and cannot hurt u and have absolutely 0 bearing on the text itself

do it.

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

oh fuck yum

Every post in 2014 was like this

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate