i feel a good

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

Sometimes it's not rpf. Like it literally happened.

I hate when I get up in the morning and I have to go through the maze

Have you heard of the High Elves?

Hragh.

BRRRLMM!

Huuu!

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.