The Cauldron System

I hate it when I make a joke and my therapist starts writing shit down in her little notebook like no this isn't a symptom this is really funny, please, no, I know it's symptomatic of- but wait my punchline!!

Alright you bastards I'm taking you to the glue factory to get nullified

We have DID, and we're decently covert except for accents. We've worked several different jobs and have a current job, and only ever told one manager. We were having an extremely hard time with a persecutor and had no way to explain it away with how exhausted we were, and we were at the point of crying so we just told her. We asked how much she knew about DID first, and she said she had just learned a lot about it. We told her. She didn't treat us like separate people or a threat or an interesting project afterwards, just saying she hoped things got better for us and that if we needed anything she was there for us. We were closer to her after than we have been any manager and keep in touch. I don't expect this is the average reaction. We've never told any other coworker. As for managing as a singlet, it's easier than expected. DID is just not on most people's raidar. When we forget task we were taught how to do they assume we're pretty new and they just never taught us. We have an accent suddenly? We're being silly and they should join in because it's fun. We have a dress code so there's no chance to dress differently. Even very heavy dissociation was explained with "I'm a bit slow today" which was met with "mood". We have even referred to ourself as we on accident while people were watching and they figured we meant "we" the company we work for or "we" as in us and the person standing next to us. Just keep in mind, they're probably not expecting a system or looking for it.