literally just some guy

"? No" is such a foundational linguistic construction to my psyche. a hieroglyph. it should be a standard emoji

thinking about the time some terf dipshit on twitter said "you weirdos will be saying TREES are a social construct next" and I got nerdsniped and waded in like "trees ARE a social construct. there is no fundamental binary characteristic that separates trees from other plants" and well, I'll spare you the details but the conversation ended with the dipshit yelling "PALM TREES HAVE WOOD" which is hilarious because "wood" actually does have a pretty unambiguous, binary definition and palms in fact do not qualify

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

can you really say you understand humanity if you've never read at least twenty pages of posts in a forum thread furiously arguing about the correct way to wipe your ass

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

Let’s call out sick and play gay boys together.

spose we're all feeping stupid today