Ramblings by a Tara

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

i have tested positive for tzatziki

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

Not again. Reread OPs name

no shut up let me believe please i need this