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bo0zey

i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

bo0zey

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

bo0zey

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

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cosmicdraghon

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

rneliflua

"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

rneliflua

blorbofication to me is when you love a character in such a laser focus way that you somewhat detach them from the narrative from which they are inserted and treat them in a way roughly similar to how you'd treat an oc for which you still have no story and just like to put them in situations just for fun. which there's nothing wrong with btw, it's just that it can easily lead to people forgetting the character engine in a narrative and not just a barbie doll

likesplatterpaint

POV: you are observing Himb

Himb look back. Wat do?

#kisses #mayb hug?#one day I want a puffer fish

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my son

#blurg #went to a peddlers mall/flea market like thing

gatheringbones

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

quasarkisses

i needed this as a background

spectrexviiii

7777777awawawa7777777

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

m1dori-eyes

The Masc of Amontillado

yihsch

Mission 2: The Date (part 2)

[Start] [Part 1] <- -> [Part 3]

@witless-winion1 @im-not-a-porno @cyberghoulxxo @circuswitch @xtilminkj-re @y2kinnow @readerreadings02 @godsfavouriteamoebe @a-sociopath-do-your-research

Quick mental breakdown before lunch. Check. Check. Check.

#faces still peak #but dying at “anya wants to study” “is she ok?”

juuyeah

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were--ralph

Its so well made its perfect

owlferret

I don't care how often this gets shared on my page from the queue section I love this shit

stromcuzewon

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

thatdisasterauthor

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

tibby

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

blackphoenixincorporated

Tubi is where I found this gem:

mornington-the-crescent

rabbitindisguise

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

notbopper

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

I want a very recent post-reveal twiyor where they get in a car chase with Anya in the backseat, maybe even others too.

Loid conveniently has a helmet for Anya just in case, trying to get Yor to put one on too. Yor is too busy half out the window trying to shoot at the people chasing them to do this, but she's a terrible shot and keeps missing. Eventually to Loid's dismay she just jumps out and acrobats her way to the other cars, Loid is repositioning the vehicle so he can get next to them so he can both also shoot and yell/ask his wife to please get back into the car he's got this he can drive and shoot and jumping between fast moving vehicles is incredibly dangerous. Yor is shouting back like no this is okay I've done it before I'm really good at it, now please just drive a safe distance ahead and tell Anya to duck her head she's not being safe. They start arguing while flying down the road, Anya's having a fantastic time watching her parents take the cars down one by one while complaining about how the other needs to listen please this is such a bad example neither want Anya to be influenced to dangerous things because her parents are capable of handling it. Loid rolls the car at least once.

Finally at the end they escape but the car is too beat up and now they need to hike to the nearest rest stop so they can call someone to pick them up. The argument continues. They take turns carrying a now sleeping Anya. At the rest station they debate on who to call because neither wants to admit to a random high-speed chase to their superiors. They make up while eating eating food from some random people selling food. It takes Franky at least two hours to finally find them.

#spy x family #twiyor #I just like the idea of them working together #but like the really early days before they actually get what the other can do #like yes spouse is assassin/spy but thats still spouse so can they really handle everything?#they kinda get that the other is tough but it hasnt clicked #idk its late and im thinking about them #problem is i dont have an actual story where this would fit just random ideas #might do something might not idk

manga-and-stuff

Source: Yotsuba&! | よつばと!

by Kiyohiko Azuma

#BEST CHAPTER #okay second best the entire camping arc is peak but this is still great

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helicalsymmetry

staring at the single-digit percent chance of rain on the weather app and attempting to manifest two zeros after it

#same #do have a 30% next week so trying to manifest

deadpowol

kink-tomato

It’s not the biggest issue with AI but I also resent that it’s ruining Cute Animals On The Internet, a thing the internet has been fantastic at since basically its inception. I miss my ability to trust and fuck you for taking that from me.

#FUCK #this is my queue sorry

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