For the hope of it all

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

Ilya thinking he’s about to embark on a sexcation only to be bombarded by cutieful Shane Hollander with plans to spend the rest of their lives together which effectively alters Ilya’s brain chemistry to be The Boyfriend of all time is straight up the funniest thing about heated rivalry

can the US empire please just fall already so we can stop having to beg americans to go beg their officials to vote against the "make everything worse for everyone in the entire world" bill that they're trying to push for like the 12th time by now. like this is just humiliating for everyone involved at this point

Sherlock Holmes is a perfectly normal autistic guy with a roommate who is deeply perplexed by him.

i know this scene gets talked about so much but watching the bellboy bit again last night its just so sweet how one of the first things that shane does after implementing cottage honesty is his little bellboy joke like he’s going “play with me! i want to play with you! look how silly I’m being! do bits with me please!” love really is stored in the silly bits you do with your partner

god the way ilya clocked shane's shit immediately drives me fucking crazy

im gonna be real w you guys I think Scott Hunter is so isolated and estranged from even himself and letting paranoia run his life that i dont think he even clocks Shane and Ilya as real people much less as gay and fucking each other. i dont think other people were real to scott hunter until he walked into that smoothie shop

ok i figured it out the key difference and sum of their characters is that ilya is acting and shane is lying

now to expand, we all know it is wrong to lie to people, and it's not particularly wrong to act. however: to lie, you need to be starkly aware of what the truth of you actually is, in order to obscure it. but to act, to fully step into a role, it is better if you never know yourself at all.

Hudson plays Shane like he always has a stomach ache, and that's why heated rivalry is so good

no, I don't think you understand...everything is about shane hollander actually

Actually Mr. and Mrs. Hollander I know you think I am the slutty one but your son regularly begs me to fuck him so hard that he cries so. Thank you for pasta

I feel like Hayden should witness Hollanov but not think they're together but instead, thinks he's uncovered the biggest secret about Ilya Rozanov: that he has a crush on his hockey rival. He can see the way too fond smiles that Rozanov throws Shane's way when he thinks no one's looking, most of all Shane. He can see the affection in his eyes that doesn't make sense otherwise. He also sees the hunger there, the way that Rozanov looks like he wants to devour Shane. Something akin to a lion looking at gazelle. Hayden thinks he should tell Shane. He deserves to know Rozanov has the hots for him, especially when Shane announces he's started to talk to Rozanov a bit off the ice. That they even text now.

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”