Ilya Rozanov's Asshole Bleacher

ilya throat goat rozanov

love when ilya gets overwhelmed by shane’s hole…. holeverwhelmed if u will

ilya is definitely going to a salon and not a barber shop. theyd massacre those curls

Meanwhile Shane has had the same barber his entire life, except when he lived in Montreal, in which case his barber was the og barbers son

okay walk with me here: shane hollander eating soup

heated rivalry

that instagram therapist who was like "how i would work with ilya if he was my client" I think we need to get her in there

I know I'm probably a little crazy, but one of my night time fantasies to think about while falling asleep is therapy with Ilya, and like, I only know what I've learned from my own experiences with therapy, but I know I'm doing better than what he actually got.

i wish i read more about shane hollander being terrible at roleplay because its one of my dearest and closest held truths. ilya is great at it because i believe hes a thespian at heart but shane is a sexy yet terrible scene partner. like either cant stop giggling smiling not taking his lines seriously “yes yes it hurts here doctor hehehehe” OR hes taking it TOO seriously and getting caught up in the minutiae of the role. “yeah, thanks for coming out mr. plumber. big clog in the sink. im not really sure why that happened though. i’m never like pouring oil down the drain or anything. and actually i just got all the pipes refitted a couple years ago. all copper cuz its the gold standard in home plumbing. but youre a plumber so you probably already know that.”

Having emetophobia is fucking wild when your body's First And Favorite Response to too much of any emotion or stimuli is nausea.

No literally cause you feel sick, get really anxious, get more sick, get more anxious, and it just spirals till your brain/body gets too tired

Nobody has suffered more then Shane (hole empty)