I Leap Into The Leaves, Green Like The Sea

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

going on HRT is a serious decision you should make with the utmost gravity. people might think you're cool, badass even. You might find yourself happy with your life, approaching the world with newfound wisdom one way or another. It might be what you want. It might get you off. It might just be a cool story to tell people. I, myself, found the initial experience was like I had sleepwalked through a nightmare for a quarter century - and for the first time, not just the first time I could remember but actually the first time, I was awake, and the sun was shining, and the world was beautiful. So obviously all of those are risks

I was sat in bed with a friend watching a documentary today and I suddenly felt my younger deeply lonely self look at me with awe

It turns out you can dream and dream and dream for years that it gets better and then you blink and look around and notice you’re having a good day

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating