One Nice Bug Per Day
occasionally subtle
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Sade Olutola
ellievsbear
Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni
RMH
#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
YOU ARE THE REASON
sheepfilms
DEAR READER
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Jules of Nature
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
if i look back, i am lost
todays bird
Janaina Medeiros
shark vs the universe
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@godofcrochet
Tumblr “I’d fuck that old man” competition (old means tumblr old so over 40 lol)
Benoit Blanc (Knives Out/Glass Onion)
Columbo (Columbo)
Crowley (Good Omens)
Edward Teach (Our Flag Means Death)
Ford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Gandalf with the Big Naturals (LotR)
Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)
Kim Kitsuragi (Disco Elysium)
Saul Goodman (Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul)
Alan Alda (he’s Alan Alda)
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underappreciated klinger looks
when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language
I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..
“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”
“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”
“Yea man, that spiky shit!”
“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”
“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”
“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”
*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”
“Oohhhhh!”
“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”
Robert Wire/Barbara Wire OTP
As someone who ran track and cross country for 4 years in high school, this always fucking mystified me the most out of all the insane shit PE had us do.
Track and field club taught all new runners how to properly warm up, stretch, pace, etc. Its a process, and doing it properly takes 15-20 minutes to make sure your body is ready so you dont hurt yourself.
PE didnt do jack shit, they just said "go run a mile" so 70% of the fucking kids sprinted flat out the first lap and basically walked the other 3. Multiple people did it in boots or tennis shoes. I'm amazed more of them didnt pull a muscle or worse in the process.
I dont know what the purpose of PE was, but it sure as shit wasnt proper exercise. And I think a lot of people suffered for that. If they spent the time teaching us about the importance of physical health, proper nutrition, how to safely stretch/exercise, etc, we would all be better off now.
Let's be real, PE exists to shame and torture the fat kids, and for pretty much no other reason.
*Insert that thing with all the people who dread gym*
this one?
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23 year old me.
31 year old me.
Twitch can be such a magical place
today isn’t just the 4th of july, its the day father beat up igor
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ppl try to defend creepy age gaps of barely legal girls and grown men like "my parents age gap is bigger than that!!" and "my dad met my mom when she was 17 and he was 28!" like okay then your dad is a creep too tf
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best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets
this speaks to me.
Scientifically, it’s because sleeping in a cooler environment (freezing cold room) and also sleeping under some physical pressure (blankets) - especially of you have anxiety and/or insomnia - is actually the most ideal sleeping condition.
My life
#wow it’s nice to be scientifically validated
AND sticking your nose out from under the blankets to feel that cold air while the rest of your body is warm and comfy !
Like literally cocooning yourself in blankets so that there is like a three-inch hole around your nose and mouth so you can breathe the good Cold Airs and everything else is covered.
this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN
god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE
