how many more galileos do you want?

ppl who hate chihuahuas are nothing to me

Tumblr so broke they squatting in they own house

I don’t know what little cat needs to hear this but. it is Not Dinner Time. you are not going to starve and it will be okay.

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it 

i think casting unknown people is the best possible decision casting directors can make at this point like stop using the same five people in every film

"oh so it's women support women until--" yes actually, sometimes women do not in fact do things worth supporting and other women criticizing them isn't some sort of affront to feminism

imagine a calico cat

now tabby

Slow down I’m still working on the first one

sorry

if you think jk was the first woman author, you don’t actually care about women authors.

Mary Shelley didnt fuck on her parents graves for this level of disrespect

Murasaki Shikibu didn’t invent the novel for this.

Christine de Pizan did not sit down at her desk and write The Book of the City of Ladies, advocating for women’s education and finding value in women of all social classes and backgrounds, in 1405 for this.

🎶SHAHARIZADE HAD A THOUSAND TALES🎶

This……….isn’t even true in 20th century fantasy or childrens books? Pierce, Lackey, Applegate, McCaffrey, Bradley, Butler, whomst?

And do I even need to mention what a badass pioneer Ursula Le Guin was for women author in the fantasy/sci-fi genre?

Not to mention Agatha Christie is literally second only to Shakespeare in terms of works sold – 4 billion compared to JKR’s paltry 500 million 

Mary Shelly did what

Mary.Shelly.Lost.Her.Virginity.On.Her.Parent’s.Grave.

mary shelley created goth and then proceeded to make the bar too high for anyone to meet

Sappho did not write beautiful poetry and become the reason why sapphic is a word for this

Anne Rice didn’t terrorise Fanfic writers in the 90ties for playing in der Vampire Chronicles for nothing.

Jane Yolen wrote Wizard’s Hall.

People who send anon hate and expect to be taken seriously are so funny like ohhhh shit looks like I got the Phantom of the Askbox on my ass

Steel Ball Run

And that’s the way to do it.

Kings

I’m amazed they were able to beat the old cannonball record

Went to the farmer’s market yesterday. Hadn’t gone out in over a year. Guy selling mushrooms asked how I was doing. I panicked and did an awkward little shimmy dance at him. He wordlessly did it back. Can’t stop thinking about this interaction

tea isn’t just a drink it’s a handwarmer it’s an experience it’s a love language it’s a friend it’s