GODDESS

the first rule of tragedy is to have fun and be yourself. the second is to think about the themes forever and ever

tumblr is special because I can make someone unhappy just by writing down my thoughts & then they'll thank me and ask me for more

How dare you be right about this. Please continue

if you're transgender...............keep it up!!!! 👍👍👍

self-proclaimed body language "experts" are so frustratingly hilarious because they seem incapable of understanding that people can lie to you

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

please god above can someone explain to me why we're still working on self driving cars when trains exist

We will never invent a car that's as eco-friendly as increasing our rail infrastructure.

#Cecil said damn this is a real head scratcher *dies*

talking leftist politics with the cute electrician at work... slay

doctors be like "we have no idea what causes this extremely mysterious illness" and the illness is something that affects 1 in 8 women

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger