੯‧̀͡⬮ snoopity snoopy 🍉🍉🇵🇸🇵🇸

can someone just do it already but for real this time

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

embarrassing yourself sucks but it is Not the end of the world. I'm telling me this

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

not just mutuals but someone i’d eat a sandwich in the park with

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

*sitting alone on my bed* *thinks “hm. i can’t keep living like this.”* *keeps living like this*

airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hunt like prey