੯‧̀͡⬮ snoopity snoopy 🍉🍉🇵🇸🇵🇸

i think dale thenewsreader's issue is that he's never done what he's wanted once in his life like he consistently does what he thinks is expected of him (gerry telling him he's good at reading the audience) slash what other people are inputting to him. everyone is like ooh are you and helen dating and when denying doesn't work he's just like ok we're dating (got caught in the moment, it felt right) and then when gerry is badgering him and helen about an engagement he's visibly uncomfortable by it but then the second time him and gerry are talking and gerry is like yeah marriage best thing ever you should sooo get engaged and dale goes home and immediately plans the engagement. even his mother is like you need to resize the ring. he didn't even resize the ring. like he absolutely does love helen but he acts like he barely has any agency in his decisions (helen is his antithesis in this respect: she constantly stands for herself and for things she thinks are right regardless of backlash). someone tosses him some idea and he acts like they're playing hot potato and he has to act on it immediately without stopping to think what he or the other person wants??? him and helen never even talked about marriage????? and this plays a huge part in how he deals with sexuality too i think... people pleaser 3000 i need to study him in a lab....

realizing nothing can fill my void other than doing everything i said i would do for myself

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

I could really do with a reward or incentive

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

I remember when I was a teenager my sister asked if I wanted to go to fall out boy on a whim an hour before, I bought tickets for 45$ a pop for the lawn, and sat down as paramore took the stage to open. I know nostalgia blurs memories but some (a lot of) things were legit just better even just ten years ago