Teh Awkward Artist

#forbidden peanut butter cup @thebibliosphere yeah that was my first thought too. i would bite the shit out those things.

wait, what am i saying? i have a block of beeswax! it's not a cool shape but i could totally bite it!

Now, when I posted this, I definitely expected the "forbidden peanut butter cup" jokes, but you have gone above and beyond in your commitment to the bit! I applaud you! 😂

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

Aromantic tumblr users will go “we need more aromantic characters” and fandom users will cheer like “yes, yes, of course! oh, splendid!” and then the aromantic users will be like “btw this semi-attractive main character is aromantic” and the fandom users all inhale sharply through their teeth with their fingers on their chins and go “um, romance favorable…right?”

maybe if i think really hard about video game character everything will be okay

god the anchor deterioration was so good. remember how terrifying that was when you had no idea what was going on, and every once in a while the inquisitor would spontaneously hiss and flick their hand in first surprise and then pain, and then suddenly control over them would be fully wrested from your hands as they writhed and cried out in agony, and the music was a drumming heartbeat in your ears, and finally you could see it fragmenting and dissolving with shreds of it drifting off in the breeze like it was nothing more than vapor after a detonation. yeah.

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy

to make it more lynchian can't you read

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)