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I was telling my friends that for years I couldn’t take Star Wars seriously because “Darth Vader looked so stupid under the helmet”, and they were confused so they asked me what I thought he looked like. I proceeded to describe a purple, alien-skinned thing with horns all over its bald scalp. They informed me that was not, in fact, what Darth Vader looked like, and so I did a deep dive.

This lead me to realize that I conflated the face of Darth Vader with the face of a toy featured prominently in commercials around the time when I was a kid, so allow me to introduce you to what I thought Darth Vader looked like for 25+ years of my life:

Darth Boo-Bah.

artsekey

I want you all to know that I went to post this on the Star Wars Reddit and they fucking hated it. That’s why I stay here, where people know what’s absolutely fucking hilarious.

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penny-anna

This is what I would do if I was Count Binface and I actually won:

Resign from office on the grounds that I only ran for the bants, triggering a further by-election

Immediately announce my candidacy for the by-election.

ffoxer

This was an actual proposal by the Rhinoceros party, a satirical Canadian party!

The Rhino Party also declared that, should they somehow actually win an election, they would immediately dissolve and force a second election: "We Rhinos think that elections are so much fun, we want to hold them all the time".

stuckinapril

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

wtf-tfw

"imagine if you will, the big and yummy banana split."

rodserlingofficial

Ninth time's the charm.

junestrings

through pottery we domesticated rocks

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insaneption

another Tifa soldier sketch

kaijuno

red-mercer

Once I was in a class with an ex-cop and he would grab at his right hip when something was pissing him off

hometoursandotherstuff

iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

jacky-killian

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

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rkgk💙🦁

laughingsquid

Artist Builds a Fully Stocked Bird-Sized Bar to Make Friends With the Local Crows

galacticsabc

Go! Rocky, Go!

completely-sane-scientist

silkwhim

fun phenomenon

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whyenn-reader

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

saltwaterandstars

For my birthday my best friend got me a set of glasses that, when you stack them, look like a fish! Genius!

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