Acute Intensity Is My Identity

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

heres your burger sir. i kissed it so sweetly. thatll be 44.21$ please

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

just stressed myself out until i died

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

happy pride to trans women!!! other trans people too but as a lesbian i have priorities