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30 pages in: if the narrative didnt remind me he was handsome every 3 seconds I would easily forget that and default him to sniveling weasel hunched over

-I am currently rooting for his death. Put this blorbo into situations.

-would you look at that. The church took a relatively normal child and look at him now. He's got super anxiety

-he's a pet. Im actually feeling kinda bad for him. Nevermind

-Vaillancourt.... really his last name is court a villian?! Incredible

-This man is a slut (affectionate)

-I wish to be able to use spell of shit-your-pants on other people

-"Hmm, I might be a sub" -thought the chained up disaster man

-Ooh verbal consent! Very sexy!

-mr. Greasy evil wizard man has just had the worst day. A half naked slut barged in, shat his pants, and when chained and truth spell interrogated, immediately begged for dick. Incredible.

-The super racist elves are in fact super racist. Imagine that. And weird emotional drug addicts. :/

-Oh he's a bird now. That explains the cover.

--(I took a 2 week break to yeet out my tubes and sleep) --

74- wow, he is so incredibly stupid. How can the wizard resist such a stupid man (bird)

- Oh why the fuck wouldnt you just let nature (the racist vegetarian elf with a hunting bow) take it's course? The prophecy would immediately be moot and you wouldnt even have to get your hands dirty. The wizard is also incredibly stupid. They are meant to each other.

-Despite enjoying a warm buttery scone, sir dipshit has no qualms with raw roadkill. Fascinating.

-sorry after failing to seduce the elf and the failing to seduce the wizard (evil), you then tell the wizard about how you failed to seduce the elf? Damn, nobody wants you and youre making it worse

-I was going to comment on the dom nature of come here or I'll make you but Greer beat me to it with an orgasm joke instead and then promptly used the word cock in the same paragraph. Stunning

-ok ok, wheel of time style post post apocalyptic world, this time possibly because of the coming of ~God~ whatever that might be. Cool cool cool,

-Evil wizard collecting highschool textbooks is very funny

-oh of course the racist elves retain the *forbidden arts* of *science and medicine*. Why do they want to keep god other than to retain their own superiority of knowing medicine haha

-when at first seduction fails, try seduction again....apparently....

-We get titties! And flat ass rejected again!

-and this is EXACTLY WHY I have de-tittying surgery scheduled for later this year

-yeah being female sucks. Cameron can learn about it first hand unfortunately

-he thought??? He wasnt hated by everyone????? We literally start with people being disappointed he isnt demolished by a captive construct in a pit fight. He didnt know???

-we keep assuming the wizard is a virgin. Maybe he's not. Oh we're making out now and it immediately ends badly. Who'd have thunk it. But Cameron is in fact slowly winning his seduction bid

-ah we are post post apoc! Dragons being supercomputers is fun. Unicorns are just horses. What an interesting premise that Cameron, the idiot, doesnt care a single wit for. Also poor Wizard only has neutered textbooks and not modern (ancient to him) newspapers of how we forsake the idea of decency in the name of god.

-of course the racist elves were rich and celebs! Who else partakes of forbidden things so blithely all whilst preaching against it to the common folk. And to think this books was written before the (partial) release of the epstein files.

-oh. He's immediately learned to be a brat. This man could not be more submissive if he fucking tried

-oh he's going for it. Fully. Good luck man.

-he succeeded!?!!!!! After a silencing spell. Good job on Greer's part for the immediate consent bit, if not it would feel icky. Instead it'a a great time

-not a virgin! Just really fucking old and celibate!

-oh oh it's (Camerson) growing a conscience and it beginning to feel remorse!

-this poor man is speed running the worst parts about being born a woman and I find I have no sympathy for him. Dripping on the floor. He's gonna have to clean that up later

--at this point I want to point out that I very much want Cameron Dead and the wizard to succeed --

-160 I love that Cameron is so attached to being male but also had little qualm being a vulture or a woman other than not being "a handsome blonde male", to the point he wonders if he will miss being a woman or having tits. (Though to be fair, I wonder the same about my own looming breast reduction. Will I miss them? No. But I do wonder occasionally)

-magic of trans your gender exists and is still somehow exorbitantly expensive

-as I sit here with ridiculous cramps and nausea, yes Cameron, every month (I personally wish to kill this muppet of a man)

-how much money is wasted on plates every month for the brat to get laid? Is that now built in to the budget?

- god if anyone had ever gotten over how annoying Cam is and adopted him as a pet brat, he would have immediately swooned. I dont know if he actually likes Merulo or if this is the first time he's been shown affection (and consistent sex) ever.

-also for a book I was told was smutty, there's been no smut. Yeah they bang, off screen, closed door, fade to black, like one of those delicate amish romances my mother reads

-Cameron dont lick that

-*oh* the wizard is sacrificing himself to kill god. Like yeah we kinda knew based on the blood and how skinny he is despite the constant baked goods, but still.

--theory time- we used a druggie elf to tell a butchered version of the prophecy to get cameron to the wizard to play on his feelings so that when we do kill cameron at the correct time and place it does in fact hurt the wizard- (merulo should have killed the manslut on sight the first time he saw him and was told the prophecy)

Also is Merulo planning on becoming the new god and thats why hes desperately trying to learn the lost arts of science? Side note: physics does still seem to work on world. Like gravity and mass and light all still work. Magic and conservation of mass are straight out but like, in general, science does still work. Are we just trying to rid the world of magic? --

-oh thank fuck he's dead. Unfortunately I dont think he has the grace to stay that way

-Nope. Damn.

-also dragon? Merulo, for an ai dragon youre just as stupid as I'd expect you to be.

-ah. Yes. That was fast.

-Atlantis?? (Or in this case the great city of Atlanta GA submerged in a dome) color me surprised, this is a fun detour

-sir emotional intelligence of a doorknob is now wrestling with what it means to have feelings for someone. Goodluck buddy, I don't believe in you

-the half sister is more trans positive and overall reasonable than expected. Though how would it work for her if god dies? She is half elf (human, celebrity) and half supercomputer. A cyborg? Dead?

-We should let Hydna and Domitia eat Glenda. And Cameron frankly but as the damage is done I guess he can live.

-Hydna is not gonna get a chance at this rate

-Seduction 2. Cameron I know you cant count but my boy, youre on at least 6 or 7 by now at least

-secret kiseki/trails mention! (Most definitely not intended by the author but accidentally wandered into the same plot as the largest jrpg story. Excellent )

-286 pages in- a love confession! Technically it happened earlier, before Cam even started to think about what it means to love someone, but! It was finally conveyed!

-of course the vegetarian elf ranks animals higher than all of humanity because of racism.

-Extremely toxic yuri spotted

-I for one would like to encounter the bdsm fun times and instead it was wasted on the elf

-oh course the racist elf uses the nazi dogwhistle word degenerate

-sorry, sir proud of being a slut is embarrassed over 2 people seeing him nude?

-the safeword keeps taking me out at the knees

-oh good. We made it into narnia literally. This is the second time this has happened to me in a book. The first was the Magicians by Lev Grossman

-And finally seduction 2!