Mere distance cannot separate our spirits.

in our copy of hana-bi the subtitles never leave the screen until something else is said

Me after one beer talking to a woman two inches taller than me: I could be yuor sword

bee boo ba ba.....

this is becoming a really beautiful post

always doing something annoying

can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.

It's ok to be mad at it, you're an honest scientist.

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

this is like 50% of tumblr’s user base summarized

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

but it’s your job to control your experience on the internet, not mine. and I am not taking the time to check your pinned or bio before I like some post that came across my dash. who cares.