The Benial Zone

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

you go to a little hipstery burger joint. kinda bro-y, no ceiling just rafters, warm lighting, serves guinness, your waiter has tattoos and a moustache. on the menu you see a dish called the "upskirt burger". how do you feel.

what's on it? this is important

it's a normal burger made with normal burger ingredients. it's an uncreative dish made to pad out the menu. it's just called the upskirt burger.

what is their veggie burger called?

"veggie burger".

i walk out immediately

interesting. why ?

refusing to commit to their themes shows that the veggie burger is nothing more than an obligation. it's going to cost $20 and fries will be extra. they clearly don't appreciate what they have on their menu. at least call it the upskirt veggie burger, even if you can't come up with something better. creativity is to be cherished

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

oh shit it’s darkiplier!!!! save me secretary of defense james mattis!

The dude in bright orange with the orange umbrella that looks like a peacocks tail.... FAVE

Something by I love about Black Menswear is how they’re not afraid of color and personality. It’s not just the same boring black or blue suit jacket every time. It’s also just very dapper.

YESSS i especially love the florals...