Weltschmerz

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

the conversation about the ICE contractor at the taylor swift and travis kelce wedding misses the point so hard because the actual conversation should be about class divides like the whole roster of riches was together at a wedding, it’s never left vs right—it’s the rich vs average people.

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

goodluck with the rummaging everyone

My understanders will Understand me

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws