Weltschmerz

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

hier ist das letzte deutsche fernsehen mit dem tagestschau

croissant seeking behavior

I worked in a supermarket for 7 years and I don't think I can understate just how much cleaning you had to do for it to look clean (it very often where not in the places you aren't supposed to see)

True for food service, retail establishments, gyms, outdoor areas, schools, religious buildings, office buildings, etc. People usually only notice when a space is NOT clean, meanwhile every time a space is clean it’s only because of the diligent work of janitors, maintenance staff, custodians, parks workers, or volunteers.