Weltschmerz

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

i can't believe there's really people on this website saying that women shouldn't be allowed to genetically engineer a mutant race of giant crab-human hybrids. this is literally feminism 101 people. y'all have GOT to get more woke

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback

Happy pride month everyone

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god