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we're not kids anymore.
#extradirty
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it is kind of funny to see men accuse women of hating men while hating other men more than any woman ever could. like, Jesus Christ dude, you have tried to make guys feel insecure about things women have never noticed about them once in their entire life. but feminism is creating the male loneliness epidemic, not you calling another guy a pussy for crying over his childhood cat dying.
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the secret is that people are allowed to dislike you for whatever reason they want and that's fine
what if we all explode
This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.
Image description: still from the production of Orpheus & Eurydice by the Dallas Opera, it shows Orpheus leading Eurydice by the hand, the stage is dark with fog on the ground, Orpheus carries a harp. end Image description
i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts
microdosing hell by being awake and literate
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People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
i guess i'll go fuck myself (skips away merrily)
what I mean: "sexual intercourse" is as much a social construct as "romantic courtship," and you discover this very quickly as a queer person if you try to talk to able bodied straight cis people who literally think the only thing that counts as Actual Sex is penis-in-vagina penetration, like they call oral "foreplay" it's so dire. various people have a lot of vested interest in cleanly defining "sex" vs "not sex" for a whole slew of reasons (ex. censorship dodging and enforcing, conferring the social clout of virginity and prowess, finding and closing loopholes about premarital sex, deciding what relationships "count" as serious partnerships, ligating what is general assault vs sexual assault vs Something That's Definitely Probably Fine And Not Sexual At All, Actually, etc.), and it's really not something you can just fall back on as obvious common sense that people are dumb for questioning.
what I say: sex isn't real and you can't have it
Great prank concept: choose a target, get a few photos of them, then find an artist who can replicate some extremely specific type of historical art, commission the artist to draw a portrait of the subject in that exact style, and then have the picture saved up somewhere for the next time your target starts talking shit. So you can reply to them with
"Didn't ask, don't care, also you look exactly like this drunk guy pissing into his own mouth in a medieval manuscript" and sending them a picture that looks exactly like them as a drunk peasant guy pissing into his own mouth in a handwritten medieval style manuscript. Because it is.
Other great art pieces to commission of people who mildly annoy you:
As the husband standing in a bush in a renaissance mythological painting, watching in anguish as Zeus fucks his wife
French satire cartoon of a grievously insulted pompous wig noble sulking over getting ignored at an orgy
Getting stomped by the chariot of Alexander the Great in a classical mosaic
Same style but just getting stomped on by Alexander the Great
Erotic mural of a weeping, desperately horny human figure begging for the attentions of a satyr and getting rejected
Ugly renaissance baby jesus.
its kind of wild how you meet people and then like a month passes and they're your friends. literally how did that happen. i feel like ive known you forever but there was a time where you had to ask me my name
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actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway
well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times
it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live
i forget that "blood and gore are hot" as an opinion is relatively normalized on tumblr and NOT in real life. #SOCIALBLUNDER
the most occidentalist cnovel I ever binged via MTL was about a chinese guy reincarnating into europe right before the black plague & teaching the savage europeans how to cook food and do agriculture and industry properly and inventing an innoculation for the plague and he wound up gay marrying the sexy young pope & collecting a really unreasonable number of magical animal companions along the way, including a tiger. the tiger's introduction led to my favorite author's note in the following chapter, which was basically "I've been informed Europe doesn't have tigers but I don't really give a fuck" ... that was kind of charming.
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nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life.
me every time i put on my weighted blanket: the world isn’t so bad. having a body isn’t that bad either.
