Eva

2020 is the year we start calling toxic friends what they really are…. emotionally abusive

Picking up litter and helping direct traffic

SMOKEY THE BEAR

“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”

“It has all of its permits!”

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

The warm water of the ocean did what now

dungeons and dragons is such a black hole like two years ago i had never played before and now i’m looking at mini paint sets on amazon

The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked

The casting call described him as what now

last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child

In honor of the trailer dropping

Our hearts go out to the Artemis Fowl fandom in their time of horror.

I’ve never read these… but now I fucking want to. 

Yup, and I love the throll vs Butler scene. He give me Jason Statham vibes

This child was a glorious goddamn bastard in the first book. He literally had a mini existential crisis over lollipops whilst having a larger existential crisis over turning into a failure of a villain in the first book. He is so unrepentantly a criminal that it is impossibly not to admire the sheer amount of brazen and coldly calculated confidence that he exudes despite spouting absolute bs that he made up on the fly (see: every fucking thing he did in the later books) this child is NOT THE CHILD THEY CALLED FOR THE CASTING

im still pissed off about シ and ツ

I don’t シ whaツ bad about this?

im going to stab you in the face

ソン of a—

There’s really ノ need to get ソ worked up over something as miンor as this!

ワt the フck is going on

this is my worst nightmare.

New feud! New feud! New Feud!

I am HERE for this