Journeys End In Lovers Meeting

I am going to live my gay little life and notice my silly little symbolism in my silly little books and there’s nothing you can do about it

Been getting into nothing lately

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

WHERE HAVE ALL THE DIVAS GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BROADS

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

this post is so important

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name