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I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn
Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"
Damian: yeah i like to take videos of animals i see in the wild. i don't see as much in Gotham as i did back in the league, but there's some cool squirrels around sometimes.
Tim: oh you have videos of squirrels? show me, i like squirrels.
Dick: yeah let us see!
Damian: *gets out phone, brings up video*
Tim and Dick: *watching over Damian's shoulder*
*distant screams of pain in the back of the video*
Tim:
Tim: dude where the fuck was this?
Damian, absently: this one? i think this was outside Titan's Tower.
Tim:
Dick:
*more screams, crashes and bangs*
Dick, casually: hey those screams kinda sound like Tim.
Tim:
Tim: iS THIS FROM WHEN JASON TRIED TO KILL ME?!?
Damian: hm? oh, yeah, probably.
Tim: YOU WERE THERE???
Damian: not IN the tower; Jason cracked the window of his car and left me to wait outside with a Kindle.
Tim:
Dick:
Damian: i was reading 'Crime and Punishment'.
Tim: WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU THERE?!
Damian: i dunno, he just told me he had to run a few errands before he could drop me off at my father's. i didn't know one of the errands was beating up you.
Dick: and you heard the screams and just didn't check or worry?
Damian: did you see how fat that squirrel was? i was distracted.
Tim: oh my god-
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I donāt know enough (yet) about either one to actually write this, but Iāve been playing Legend of Zelda and reading Superman fanfic, and now Iāve got an AU idea where Kara Zor-El is the mortal incarnation of the Kryptonian deity Rao.
I guess it depends on if it counts as blasphemy? She could be amused, or furious. Maybe she even thinks he is a mortal incarnation of Nightwing himself at first?
mostly though I think sheād find it quite interesting that something of Kryptonās religion has found its way to earth in spite of Clarkās own ignorance of his own worldās history and religion.
If Luciferās curse was to suddenly disappear one day, how would he react? Heās been suffering for so long, I wonder how entangled his identity/sense of self is with it. This is inspired by my own experiences with mental illness and the fact that I struggle to have a sense of self outside of it, since it became apparent as soon as I started developing an identity outside of āchildhood.ā And the fact that hurting yourself can be comforting when youāre so used to thinking you deserve it.
Also, since we can ask personal questions sometimes, what hairstyle do you have? Idk why that was the first thought that popped into my head upon reading that but fuck it, we ball
To be honest, I'm not quite sure?
His identity became very tangled up with his suffering and he doesn't spend a lot of time actually being able to think.
It would probably take a while for him to even be able to process the fact that he's not actively hurting and it would def be a total shock. However, I think he would basically be glued to Charlotte's side because he wants to spend as much time with her as possible to make up for lost time.
Along with this, I think he would just want to be close to her because of the fact that he probably thinks that him being suddenly uncursed is some sort of trick.
He would probably spend as much time eating good food, looking at pretty things and enjoying things as possible because he believes that it will be taken away and that he would go back to living a half-life.
Lucifer turns into a fat little pigeon man arc /j
but yeah, I think mainly a combination of disbelief and a week of hedonism because he thinks that getting good things is too good to be true and is expecting the other shoe to drop.
Especially because he felt like a burden when he was cursed.
As for hairstyle, believe it or not, in spite of my obvious affection for long haired men, I actually keep my hair short. About Levi Ackermen length with no undercut.
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I love soft Hades too and they absolutely can co-exist but his situation made him mean first and it's so fun to write when he's a dick and a little manipulative and not all of it is justified
When I write his pov you should NOT take it as 100% reliable. He will lie, gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss his way through his narration if he wants to.
This entire sorta scrapped 1st draft of the pomegranate prince AU is literally him victim blaming:
I donāt know enough (yet) about either one to actually write this, but Iāve been playing Legend of Zelda and reading Superman fanfic, and now Iāve got an AU idea where Kara Zor-El is the mortal incarnation of the Kryptonian deity Rao.
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Okay, but now this is a funny idea based on something my SoD!AU:
SoD!Charlie: So, does your Emily have her....FUN around Heaven too?
Angel!Charlie: Fun? Miss Emily is LOTS of fun
Despair!Vaggi: She's talking about all the sex.
Angel!Charlie:...........The what?
Meanwhile, Despair!Emily is talking with her other self about her "little golden scroll" she has.
I need you to know Iāve been thinking about this all day itās killing me itās hilarious
HiF!Emily, listening to Despair!Emily talking about her Special Way she helps people, trying to be supportive: āThatās.. thatās nice, dear.ā
Meanwhile Angel!Charlieās reaction to even considering her Emily in that situation would be childish disgust like any kid having to think about their parent having sex. Charlieās been raised by Emily since she was only a few months old after all. Sure she KNOWS Emmy is like. Millennia old and probably has had partners in the past but she doesnāt want to THINK about it!!! She knows Sera has had girlfriends too but she doesnāt want to think about her big sisterās sex life either.
HiF!Emily probably has had partners in the past but she probably struggled with anything serious. Especially after the fall of the Morningstar. So much more work on her plate now being the High Seraphim all on her own, and also. Yāknow. You saw where Love got everyone down in Eden. Maybe itās better if sheā¦ keeps her distance from that kind of thing.
Hijacking silly time to infodump about my AU now,
A lot of this Charlieās inner struggle (outside the Happy Hotel and later reveals about her true origin) are trying to reconcile the Biblical texts and old religious doctrine she was raised on (she was born 200 years ago after all) with modern stances on love, peace, tolerance, and acceptance.
Charlie is a very sex-positive person, but she views it as an activity for people in committed long-term relationships. She has a very high libido but itās fine she whisks Vaggi off to the bedroom so much because theyāre going to be married one day anyway (one of these days, Vaggiās going to be ready, surely. She has to be). Sex isnāt a sin, Lust is. Allowing that desire for sex to take control of you and cause you to act unwisely in a way that could hurt yourself or others. The difference between āfuckingā and āmaking loveā, even if itās not the whole āintercourse is only for procreationā thing. And not exclusive to marriage because there could be a thousand reasons two people who love each other canāt be married.
Charlie being an angel of Heaven, one who believes sheās born of Pure Divine Creation, of course has to believe in the works of the Bible. Sheās met many of the people in the Bible, like her Uncle Abel and Saint Peter! But sheās also one of the youngest angels ranked among the Seraphim (even if she technically isnāt one) and thus has some of the most progressive views.
Queer Pride is good, obviously! You may think an angel celebrating āPrideā is hypocritical but itās simple really, itās just a language issue! The āPrideā in this sense is as the opposite of shame, not Pride as the opposite of the Virtue of Humility. Itās just the language of mortals doing its best! But while the name may be harder to grasp, the concept shouldnāt be! Itās a celebration of community and belonging and loving and helping your neighbor. Itās about loving yourself and everyone around you and celebrating life and love! After all, God made humanity in His image, and He doesnāt make mistakes, and all these wonderful different variations in how people feel and live and love are all just beautiful threads in the tapestry of Creation!
Charlie spent most of her life, before she had the idea for the Happy Hotel, coming up with justifications like these, to allow her simple view of life to make sense, and how living and loving and peace and love and friendship are all biblically backed actually. Whether sheās right or wrong about this view isnāt the point, itās more about showing how she thinks and whatās important to her.
All this to say, her trying to wrap her head around justifying why Despair!Emily sleeping around all of Heaven isnāt Sinful Lust might have smoke coming out of her little lamb ears as the gears grind in her little noggin. Angel!Charlie is the kind of person whose idea of ākinkā is cat ears and handcuffs and calling someone a ābad girl.ā If someone tried to explain to her ārunning a trainā on someone (which, I personally wouldnāt be surprised if Despair!Emily had tried before. For efficiency of course!) I think she might explode.
Hiding this at the very bottom of a read more in a silly post so everyone has to promise to be really cool about this, but I think you may enjoy one of my favorite smutty fics The Princessās Public Service if you want a delightful combination of Despair!Charlieās self loathing and Despair!Emilyās desire to help her people feel good through offering herself up for sex.
Okay, but now im just imagining Hife!Charlie talking about her kind of hangups regarding sex with thr Despair!Trio and them immediately wanting to help.
Despair!Emily sits her down and explain how she doesn't let her sex life take over everything she is (she has LOTS of responsibilities and hobbies besides banging after all) and makes sure to manage her needs. Even noting how she goes without on special occasions like holidays, birthdays (other peoples at least), and others. She might even teach her to be more comfortable with self pleasure and show her some toys she got while in Hell.
Meanwhile, Despair!Charlie and Vaggi show her how sex, especially for them, can be emotionally fulfilling and reassuring rather then just "sinful". Showing her some of Despair!Charlie's shows in the lust ring and how they're more about the artistry of sensuality then just outright dirtiness (because the body isn't inheritently sinful. There are lots of famous naked statues after all) Maybe even with Hife!Vaggi's permission the two have her join them in the bedroom and they show her some of their own sexual practices and how they aren't just about spicing things up. How bondage can be used for showing caring and positive affirmation, puppy play (which they'd introduce her to) is for building ones self confidence. They also help her find some things she didn't know she liked (like I just headcanon every Charlie having a praise kink).
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