previously the-goofiest-tour-guide

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

@shadowfloofster

for some abstract bizarre unknown rwason the human mind works best at 2am for exactly an hour before it plummets like a fuckin mountain

re my "read books that make you feel stupid" post: reading books you don't fully understand is probably the safest way to push yourself outside your comfort zone. you don't have to embarrass yourself in front of anyone. you can do it from your cozy bed. you can easily get help from book clubs or literary analysis online. you can go as slowly as you want. there's literally no risk.

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

using tumblr is a repeated exercise of "i do not see it" as you block another post

Absolutely exhausting to see people's response to "hating men ultimately leads to all types of transphobia. It doesn't belong in feminist spaces and ultimately harms everyone involved. Hating men is in fact not decentering men." And seeing half the comments be "well trans men are all evil misogynists who need to die" or "maybe I wouldn't hate trans men if they stopped acting like they're oppressed" YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM