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Hey y’all apparently people are trying to get me reported for getting transfem blogs deleted, with yay-bunnies being the only one they actually named. I already made a post about this, and how I’ve never even mentioned yay-bunnies on my blog nor interacted with her once, so their information is completely made up. Regardless, I imagine this crusade is going to get passed around to popular circles, so if my blog ends up getting deleted… I guess that was the reason? Idk what the point of this crusade is, and idk what proof they’re claiming to have, but I wanted to just give people a heads up. Sucks that this is happening tbh but I guess I should’ve expected it eventually.

Also apparently i’m too transmasc focused which is very funny. I’m sorry to all the transfems, non-binary people, genderqueer people and everyone else who isn’t transmasc who’ve submitted stuff to my blog but it turns out you don’t exist :/

art will save you, being unreasonably passionate about something niche will save you, letting past sources of joy show you the way back to yourself will save you, earnestness over composure will save you, the natural world will save you, caring for something bigger than yourself will save you, daring to be seen will save you, kindness not as a whim but a principle will save you, appreciation as a practice will save you, daring to try something new will save you, grounding will save you, love will save you, one good nights sleep will save you

"the best laid plans" "i'm hatching a plan" so a plan is a type of egg ? 🥚

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

Official ominous postcard

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me