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yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

Things are heating up in the cooking fandom.

That's how cooking works

I’m really glad this post has gotten a lot of notes.

I am so in love with how fucking annoyed Andy looks when he makes himself laugh

In this house we Stan (1) Andy and his uncomfortable non verbal facial expressions

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

me, remembering that the Ancient Greeks understood virgin as “unmarried” and not “chaste”: I too wish I was a lesbian surrounded by fellow lesbians while tripping on honey

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.

We’ve always been here

Alexa, release my inhibitions

Thanks!

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct

The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse

I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.