That’s his pussy lips

what happened in january of 1950 that several states decided to demand ghost rights

joe biden appoints weird bug to be in charge of the night time is one of my all time fav images ever

today a kid at work climbing up a tree felt the need to tell his friend “this tree is for ONLY BOYS and GIRLS”. so obviously his friend was like um that means it’s for everyone, to which i responded “some people aren’t boys or girls!” and the boy climbing the branch added his hot take of “YEAH! some people are PIRATES.”

This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

I know this is very funny and all but I need you all to know that this is genuinely how this is done in the fucking speedrun

my favorite college memory was when one of my profs, right before graduation, sat all of us seniors in her class down and said, "do NOT drink a lot the night before graduation" and we were all like "yeah yeah no being late to the ceremony, no stupid behavior" and she goes, "NO not for any of THOSE reasons. there's a bagpipe choir. do NOT be hungover for the bagpipe choir. you won't like it."

I do love it when I instinctively dislike a person then find out later I indeed had valid reasons.