drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

this may be totally incomprehensible to post-9/11 country music listeners but there was a time country music was only about smoking weed and going to jail

raise hell, praise the ghost of Dale!

i love when sports announcers say shit like “this game is going to come down to whichever team makes plays” like thank you king what would we do without you

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

thinking of jesus at the gay bar again………

Do tell

i love the concept of sleeveless turtlenecks. suns out guns out. except. it is a little bit chilly. my neck is a little bit chilly

You know those exist primarily to hide hickeys, right?

u linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,

i was expecting a source into the history of sleeveless turtlenecks and the involvement of hickeys in their origin but u just linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,,,,,

actually, they exist to hide vampire bites

oh for--fine, I guess I gotta do everything around here. the history of sleeveless turtlenecks, everyone!

This is genuinely the funniest thing that could’ve happened considering how the actual scene plays out holy shit

i've spent the last several years developing an immunity to posts that tell me i have to do something