“I love your blog” I mean if you wanna makeout just say that

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

due to not wanting to. I will not be

i'm rooting for every single one of you btw

tell your girl she's hot or i will

the feminine urge to just fucking do it yourself

let’s just watch movies in just our underwear and kiss a lot

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

being me is so expensive. but i like her a lot

*leaves theatre* wow what a great show my favourite bit was how it fundamentally changed me as a person forever

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

Forget breakups. Have you ever met someone you had an insane connection with for a short period of time and then life decided that you weren‘t meant to be?

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing