i miss everything all the time but whatever

you can learn a lot about a girl by sticking your fingers in her mouth

“I love your blog” I mean if you wanna makeout just say that

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

due to not wanting to. I will not be

i'm rooting for every single one of you btw

tell your girl she's hot or i will

the feminine urge to just fucking do it yourself

let’s just watch movies in just our underwear and kiss a lot

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

being me is so expensive. but i like her a lot

*leaves theatre* wow what a great show my favourite bit was how it fundamentally changed me as a person forever

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.