can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

it’s always summer v winter bitches fighting for their life, where are the spring/autumn girlies, the moderate temperatures crowd, the transition period aficionados, the ‘sun is shining but the wind’s cold’ connoisseurs, the ‘decay and rebirth of nature’ devotees

ppl be like i only want to be your friend if theres a chance i can have sex with you

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

cuddling naked after sex? while there's a thunderstorm outside? a need

i hope u think about (fucking) me all day

Some of you are so sweet, never stop being kind-hearted.

I love getting older. I’m hotter, more confident, more intelligent. Ageism is a dirty trap. Don’t get caught in it.

i genuinely dislike alot of the shit we've normalized

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

do not underestimate my ability to burn it all to the fucking ground

I love being good to me.