what the hap is fuckening

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays

you people aren't CASTING

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”