Space god of smooth music and seafaring

did doggett just say "up fudge creek"

Happy Pride every fucking faggot in this bar has my moustache against their will

Every fandom I’m ends up with two characters I assign a glory hole meet-cringe situation to and that’s how I think Frohike and Skinner should accidentally cruise each other

i love reading reviews of filippo sorcinelli perfumes bc so many of them are like damn why do so many of his perfumes smell sweaty?? it's so weird that they all have that. who would want to smell like this there must be something wrong with the way they're manufactured . like no diva this is the perfume version of when an artist's fetishes come out in their work there's no mystery to solve here

ik doggett is always like ayyy when I was da cop in new yawk I saw some shit that would make ur grannys pubes curl or what the fuck ever but I actually think it should have been reyes constantly saying the most out of pocket shit that she's seen that has doggett genuinely freaked out

I think the other thing that pisses me off about the way Reyes is written is that when Mulder talks about weird insane shit he's like, very well versed in weird insane shit and will pull out various examples and make comparisons. join the dots. Half the time Reyes is just out here Saying Shit like hello she's meant to be our resident Weird Shit expert! Where are her infodumps! Where are her insane stories from her satanic cult days!

Imagine how good x files season 9 would have been if they’d let Doggett and Reyes actually be the main characters

I've seen one too many posts about never finishing the bag of lettuce in the fridge so here is a thing you could try - you can cook lettuce! Stir fry it with a little bit of soy sauce + sesame oil (or oyster sauce but I'm not the biggest fan of that one) until everything's wilted into a more manageable volume of leaves. good vegetable side dish and actually I find it makes the lettuce taste nicer. To me, anyway. Sometimes if I'm feeling fancy I stir fry with fermented black bean + tinned fish but you can just have it on its own as well